Dear Offspring,
I know your daddy is out of town. Believe me, I am very aware. You do not need to make me more aware of it. In fact refrain from the following in order to make life more tollerable:
1. Whining
2. Crying
3. Whining, crying and saying "I want Daddy!" (Daddy wouldn't give you what you want anyways...ok maybe he would but still)
4. Hitting
5. Complaining (Yes, you do have to come with me to the base real quick. I can't just leave you at the house).
7. Not doing what you are told the first time. (I know you can hear me!)
8. Tattling.
9. Snubbing the menu. (That is what we are having for dinner, get over it!)
10. Destroying the house.
Get it? Got it? Good.
Love, Mom
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Dear Elizabeast,
Stop tipping the garbage in the kitchen!! Argh! I know you are on a diet because you are a fatty, but really it is for your own good. I can't stand waking up in the morning to rubbish strewn from the kitchen to the living room. It is maddening. So ether quit doing it or grow opposable thumbs and learn to clean it up yourself.
It's too dang early for this, Kat
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Dear Mums at Preschool,
We have this weird dynamic since we all arrive to drop off our kids at different times in the morning. There are a few who talk and then those of you who act like you are on a commando mission. Get in, drop off kid, get out and nobody gets hurt. You might become blog fodder. Apologies in advance.
*snicker*, Kat
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Dear Weather,
Next time we do this warm to cold shift, can we make it a little slower. 75 degree to 50 degree temperature shifts in two days wreaks havoc on my body. Oh but on the plus side, I smelled someone burning in their wood heater. I love the smell of a good ol fire. Heaven.
Respectfully requesting, Kat
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Dear Readers,
I hope you have a lovely weekend. If you are going to participate, link up and let everyone read you letters. It is a great way to start your weekend.
Love, Kat
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