is pretty darn funny. I don't mention her enough on this blog, but I should. Stop reading if a little PG-13 humor offends you... And this is funnier if you know J is her 13 year old son who has a penchant for looking at naughty websites when no one else is paying attention.
The actual transcript of our emails yesterday:
From: Sarah
To: Green Girl
Subject: who
who the heck are all these new people commenting? You are a STAR
From: Green Girl
To: Sarah
I have no idea. In the last few weeks I've had scads of new traffic. Weird, eh?
From: Sarah
To: Green Girl
Pretty soon the paparazzi will be following you around--you best hire a security firm
From: Green Girl
To: Sarah
Well isn't that when it all falls apart? Then I start having an affair with my bodyguard and get a tummy tuck. And D starts hounding around after women half his age and designing t-shirts for Ed Hardy. And then we're on opposite ends of the couch...depressed and hating each other.
Oh. Wait. That's someone else's story, isn't it?
From: Sarah
To: Green Girl
J's watching that show right now
From: Green Girl
To: Sarah
He's trying to see Kate's tits
From: Sarah
To: Green Girl
At least it is not John's balls
From: Green Girl
To: Sarah
HAHAHAHA!!!
Just so ya know, I'm posting htis entire dialogue on my site tomorrow.
From: Sarah
To: Green Girl
Then I want a royalty payment :)
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