i've never

rode a snowmobile
eaten haggis
won at slots
been a bridesmaid
visited Las Vegas
learned to play poker/sheephead/gin/any grown up card game other than cribbage
attended a class reunion
or a graduation, for that matter
watched American Idol
had a pedicure
successfully balanced a checkbook
made veal
skied downhill without wiping out
voted a straight Democratic ticket
felt comfortable in high heels
put sugar in my coffee
understood Sudoku
liked Renee Zellweger when she is herself, even though I always enjoy her acting
appreciated Maya Angelou
gotten a tattoo
found black and white cookies around here, yet I have a strong memory of eating them as a child

Spill it reader, what's your never?

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